Here at the corner of Canyon and Jackson my family and I have been systemically abused by several different populations of feral humans, steeped in the dogma of twisted religious and mystic convictions used to justify the abuse.  Let all eyes of the world descend upon this place to hold to account the evil actions that have occurred here in the name of God, Christ, Allah, Satan, and Science.  Free these people from their chains of bigotry and hate, open their minds to understanding, and give them the strength to surrender their unearned leadership responsibility and to make my family whole.

As such, I do hereby proclaim about this special place on the corner of Canyon and Jackson:

Let it be hereby proclaimed that this abode was home to an Agnostic Atheist family, seekers of true morality, abused by every manner of religion and secret society for nearly 40 years before the universe’s wrath was unleashed upon those who promulgated evil against them, after which it became the site of America’s religion, that no group or organization in the history of this place had achieved such a pure ethic and understanding of the human condition, blinded by their usurped faith.  Let this proclamation stand as a warning to all who enter here that they be cursed by the legacy of such true evil inasmuch as they ignore their moral responsibility to the brotherhood of men, that the bond of men to their atomic families shall never again be so molested, that this site stands as a holy monument to the sanctity of the freedom of man’s mind, thought, and actions in Liberty, and that no religion shall be based, sparked, or maintained on the basis of human sacrifice of any kind.